Am I having such a good giggle this side of the world. My friend John just sent me this joke and I felt the need to share... hehehe. Try it if you dare....
hugs Sharon x
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before
Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell
you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery
is enough.”
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father
says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this,
so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
“Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of
this!”
She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You
are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get
there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted!
They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'
Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell
you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery
is enough.”
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father
says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this,
so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
“Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of
this!”
She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You
are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get
there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted!
They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'
5 comments:
this is so funny. Thanks for sharing.
hugs Anke
Funny. Love it.
Hi Sharon. Oh this is hilarious, I love it.
Hope you are ok. Speak soon.
Lots of love, Sandra xxx
This is so funny. Thanks for sharing.
Thank you for sharing Sweetie ! I love it ! Hugs, blessings and love from Catherine
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