12 December 2012

Try This Trick if you Dare - Joke for the Day

Hello friends

Am I having such a good giggle this side of the world.  My friend John just sent me this joke and I felt the need to share... hehehe.  Try it if you dare....

hugs Sharon x

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before
Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell
you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery
is enough.”

       'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

       “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father
says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this,
so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

      Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
“Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of

       She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You
are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get
there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

     The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted!
They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'


Tessa en Anke said...

this is so funny. Thanks for sharing.
hugs Anke

Annette said...

Funny. Love it.

Rose Petal said...

Hi Sharon. Oh this is hilarious, I love it.
Hope you are ok. Speak soon.
Lots of love, Sandra xxx

Wilma Knottenbelt said...

This is so funny. Thanks for sharing.

Catherine said...

Thank you for sharing Sweetie ! I love it ! Hugs, blessings and love from Catherine